Where else, but courtesy of Sunday Stealing! Who wants to play along?
What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
How about the Phoenix?
I love the idea of its perseverance ... rising from the ashes ... being reborn into something beautiful.
What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
Fentanyl ... meth ... child porn
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else's home?
I don't know if it's weird,
but their pet snakes totally creeped me out.
What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
Ebenezer
What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
Freedom to worship
What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?
Not going there!
Thankfully, I've no longer have customers or coworkers.
If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?
While on a business trip years ago, one of my husband's Australian colleagues saw me eating JIF and exclaimed, "Look, she's eating peanut paste."
What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Probably some corny old western. True Grit?
What would be the worst 'buy one get one free' sale of all time?
A colonoscopy
What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
Sure, I've seen examples, but never heard anything unfortunate used 'in the real world.'
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
To avoid physical injury, let's go with Chess
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Owing to her size, my Grace is so fearful. Think, the mouse that roared.
What set if items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
Rope, duct tape, bucket, bleach, shovel
What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn't realize earlier?
I no longer embarrass easily ...
but I'm usually the first to laugh at myself.
What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries would settle their differences with?
Forget fun. How about a contest of wits, intelligence.
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Thanks for visiting!
Stay safe ... and be silly!
Hugs, Myra
Congratulations, Myra, on completing this meme with grace, wit, and intelligence!! I read the questions and just deleted them. I'm still not sure what my answers would be, but I could steal yours!! Have a blessed week ahead, dear friend!! xo
ReplyDeleteAw, thank you so much! 🤗
DeleteI like your answers for today, unfortunately I can't think of any intelligent answers today. I think my brain is in a turkey coma. Ha. Hope you have a relaxing Sunday there ! Love, ma
ReplyDeleteI know that one (*grin*)!
DeleteGreat answers, Mevely. I like your wit.
ReplyDeleteI knew a girl called "Cris Lear". At graduation, as often happens, (don't know why), they call out your full name. Hers was: Crystal Shandy Lear. The poor girl had stupid parents with a bad sense of humour.
I can't understand why people have pet snakes, or spiders, scorpions and such as pets.
God bless always.
Ouch! I hope she had the means to legally change her name!
DeleteGovernments and politicians should settle their differences on TV in a game of rock, paper, scissors.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Good idea!
DeleteLOLOLOLOLOL. I so like Victor's comment, grin. Thank Myra for the smiles, have a great day, friend.
ReplyDeleteIsn't he funny? I hope yours was great, too. (Love the new ottoman!)
DeleteThis was funny to read. Thank you for the Sunday laughs.
ReplyDelete😉
Deletephoenix was my choice, too!
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DeleteWhat a novel idea, using their "wits and intelligence" instead of going to war. If only our politicians possessed some of those items, we might actually get somewhere in this world. Your answers were great. Oh, pet snakes are as awful as pet rats, however, one could take care of the other nicely...LOL.
ReplyDeleteImagine that! (LOL)
DeleteI would love to see Gracie or Macy made to the size of a horse. Or maybe my bow who is a horse made to the size of Gracie or Macy haha. I enjoyed all your answers and could not come up with a single one for myself
ReplyDeleteMy mind's spinning to image Beau miniaturized!
DeleteWits and intelligence - great answer. Phoenix is also a good answer.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteI enjoyed your answers. Pet snake...I just saw my daughter posted a picture of my grandson holding a snake! nononono I was going to do this, but had no answers, you did a really good job!
ReplyDeleteOh m'gosh, Cathy. No, no, nooooo!
DeletePeanut paste . . . That's a good one! Snakes in someone's home would freak me out, too, Myra, even if I know they aren't poisonous. And I agree - that list of items would alarm any clerk!
ReplyDeleteBlessings!
I've never forgotten that! But then, this is coming from the same lady who sent me a container of Vegemite. (UGH!!!!!)
DeleteAs always, I enjoy reading your posts! Peanut paste seems like a logical name! Your list of items to make the cashier uncomfortable is awesome!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Lisa!
Deletecolonoscopy. What a perfect answer.
ReplyDeleteIt was the first thing that popped in my head!
Delete"Rope, duct tape, bucket, bleach, shovel." I"m still laughing. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI probably watch too many amateur murder mysteries. (LOL)
DeleteI hope this works because this is the best yet. Your answers were (as always) GREAT. But Imma tell you you were tops on:
ReplyDeleteFentanyl ... meth ... child porn..... SO RIGHT!
Then you cracked us up on the cashier purchases. Good ones. I am hoping this posts....
Love from Florida... Sherry & jack...
Thank you sooo much! 😘
DeleteI'm with you on pet snakes. I'd worry the entire time I was visiting. On a different note, Adolph is my least favorite name for a baby.
ReplyDeleteYa, that one's burdensome. My poor dad's mother even spelled it with an "f" (v. 'ph'). He always went by "Ad."
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