Friday letters - May edition

 

Whoa, would you look at the time!   
I'd better get these postmarked before the calendar strikes June!

📩Dear Grocers everywhere,

I'm seeing more and more low-cal and Keto-friendly products on your shelves ... thank you!
But is there a reason no-salt pistachios are so hard to find?
Sodium's not my friend.

📩Dear Millbrook Post Office

Again, y'all underscore my decision to settle in small town Alabama!

I don't know what prompted her distress, but the other day I witnessed a lady in tears, apologizing to the clerk: "I'm sorry, I just can't get it right!"

The next thing I know, the clerk turned around and walked away ... only to appear from a side door with arms outstretched, "Here. May I give you a hug?"
 

Something else.
After my turn was complete and I turned to leave the gentleman helping me said, "May your day be blessed."    

I don't recall ever witnessing that level of customer service in the Big City!

📩Dear Auto Correct,

I think I need a new senior-friendly phone.  One without a texting feature.

When son and DIL recently wrote they "loved" something I'd done, my response?  
"Right!?"

Then, if that's not bad enough -- instead of an "I love you, too", mine came out, "I love you tomorrow."

Like my friend Sally says, "I'm so glad we don't talk in auto correct!"

📩Dear Lemon seed,

Honestly, I had my doubts, but just look at you go!

I think I can, I think I can!

and finally ....

📩To Whom It May Concern,

Whoever's been doing a rain dance,
I hope you break an ankle. (JK!)

On the bright side, I won't have to weed whack for a while!

Come to think of it, there's always a bright side.
May your day be blessed!

Hugs, Myra