Hello again, friends ... happy (almost) Friday!
'So glad Paula's continuing to host this fun meme. See, I'm bustin' to share some super news!
Dear Daniel,
I'd a hunch you were a keeper!
We haven't had a chance to meet each other just yet, but I've always trusted my granddaughter's values.
... and darn if you didn't make her the happiest girl in the U.S.A. last weekend. (Grandma Myra's a close 2nd.)
It may sound old-fashioned, but I loved hearing that you still plan to ask my son for Sarah's hand.
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Dear Banking Institutions,
Love seeing your ATM's here-there-n-everywhere!
I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but to tell you the truth, I'm growing weary of your limited menu offerings.
Is it possible to start offering bills in smaller denominations than a $20?
Some days, I just need tip money!
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Dear Major Political Party,
S'true, I had no business paying that much for a pair of men's socks.... But I wanted DH to laugh when he opened his Christmas stocking.
I hadn't counted on becoming your new pen pal!
After all, I'm sure the majority of your constituents have much deeper pockets than mine.
Thank you in advance for taking my name off your mailing list!
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Dear Wanna-be Inventors,
You know what I'd REALLY like to see on next season's Shark Tank?
Follicle Freeze! (Ya, I just made that up.)
I don't mean to beleaguer the point, but I don't enjoy having my hair look OK only 2 weeks each month.
How about, you invent something that keeps hair exactly the length we like - good for say, one year?
PS - Before stylists everywhere take up arms, you could just price the formula - and it's antidote - at fair market value ... and everyone wins!
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Dear Mr. God,
It may be none of my business, but is there a reason why you created lettuce ... and called it 'good'?
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Hugs from Phoenix!
Myra